This intro will take a little bit, so if you want, you can just skip to the obvious link below....
So around two years ago (told you it would take a while) my friend Allen sends me a message saying that I should talk with his friend Karen. We start chatting online and quickly realize that we had similar weird senses of humor. A lot of stuff about pirates, if I remember correctly. That, and we both have excellent taste in music.
ANYWAY - Karen and I have chatted regularly and become friends, though we've never met. She is my first online-only friend (well, except for "Natasha" from Russia, but she charges $2.99 a minute to watch her be my friend through a web cam), though that will change in the coming months. Karen is getting married and I've been invited to the wedding! (She and her fiancé have a blog chronicling the planning of their wedding. Don't worry, its not nearly as boring as it sounds.)
Anyway - while looking at it this morning after Karen sent out a disgustingly blatantly self-promotional email, I followed the link to the blog of her maid of honor, and ended up spending much more time than I meant to reading it. Not unlike this string of useless commentary that I cobble together from time to time, it is a rambling assortment of random observations, but it made me laugh, especially this post. I had to share it with all of you (god, I hope it doesn't crash the servers. *cough*).
THE POINT OF THE POST:
Here's that link for you bastards who cheated and didn't read the above: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jenza/